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The Adventures of Disaster
Dobarro
aka Jinxed JoJo
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Traveling back from Hollywood....you
guessed it!!! The same rest area and rest room... JoJo
breaks another mirror. He then decides to travel the world
seeking to "find himself". The following relates
the tales of his wanderings....and the reason for the
new name...
Disaster Dobarro.
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JoJo hooks up with a group from Seattle. They want
him to be a partner in their company....but he must
work for something called "stock options".
JoJo tells them to "go fly a kite....stock options
aren't worth the paper they are printed on"
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He saw his old buddies from the pool
one day... They had made it big by calling themselves
"The Beatles". They let him get his face on
the front of one of their album covers.... then offered
him a job driving a yellow submarine. JoJo said "real
men don't drive yellow submarines" and left. Never
to see his pool pals again.
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JoJo makes his way to NASA and eventually
to the moon...several years slip by without any major
mishaps in his life.
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While still at NASA...suddenly things
take a turn for the worse. This is just the beginning
of the terrible events that follow Jinxed JoJo where ever
he goes and earns him the new name...
Disaster Doborro.
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All he did was deliver 100 clams to
this party!!!
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On his way back from diving in Belmar...he
decided to stop at Lakehurst and watch the Blimps land.
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He stopped in Dallas to see his cousin...His
cousin who owned a limo service asked him if he "wanted
to take a ride" he had some bigwigs to drive around
the city!!
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While riding his Trek 850 mountain bike
across the Tacoma Narrows Bridge.... Disaster Dobarro
stops to take a leak.
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He stops to see an old buddy one day.
His buddy asks him to help him clean up some old audio
tapes.
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He decides to take a cruise....treating
himself to a long over due vacation.
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Because he was family... Disaster was
asked to take part in this raid to try to negotiate with
his cousin Jose Deburro for the release of young Elian
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After helping with the raid in Florida...Disaster
suddenly becomes interested in Law Enforcement.... He
tries to join the FBI but while in the building steals
a couple of pens......
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He is put on the FBI's most wanted list
for stealing government property.
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When he finds out that he is on the
Most Wanted list....Disaster goes into hiding. Here he
is spotted at a Redskins game.
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He joins a band.... subscribing to the
theory that it is better to hide in plain sight!!!
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When the FBI caught on to Disaster
"hiding in plain sight"... and were
hot on his trail...word has it that he made the
ultimate decision and had a total sex change operation
(something he had been thinking about since the
rest area restroom days). This is the last known
photo of Disaster Dobarro. There is an unsubstantiated
rumor going around that she has been dating an
underworld (or underwater) figure with the initials
KRB.
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